pendraegon:

hannibal lecter’s top most moments is when he said that the judge was heartless and mindless for not letting will graham out of prison like askdfjosaguhGIUFADKGFADOFUA bro pretty heartless and mindless of framing your boyfriend for murder in the first place

prisonhannibal:

part of my season 4 art series that I affectionately call “worlds most fucked up cannibal road trip” in my head. If you haven’t seen the other posts, the context is that they lived in Cuba for a while, but had to leave after Will killed a guy after he recognized them in a museum earlier that day. Jack found their apartment a couple days after they left the country. This happens months later.

In my ideal season 4 they meet Jack again and Jack survives and no one goes to prison. Tbh Jack saying he had hoped Will died is actually a really nice thing to say because it means he chose to try to believe Will was a good man and remember him that way.

lol Will touching Hannibal’s tie like that…you know he’s DEAD serious when he pulls the eyebrow raise+“you’re not even allowed to touch my arm until I know you’ll behave” move. What do you think Will whispered in his ear?

(ps I dont know if they ever said anything about whether or not Bedelia survived, but I always imagined they killed her after the dinner)

pastacrylic:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don’t. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

letting hannibal lecter cook for me but don’t worry he can only use ingredients already in my house

oh no my roommates

daugterofliterature:

Roberto Ferri

prestonthatghostjustisntholy:

futurama episodes be funny as hell and then the last 2 minutes are like

powerfrog:

slimetony:

powerfrog:

slimetony:

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

glowcowboy:

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

anarchistettin:

tchaikovskaya:

obelixetcompagnie:

obelixetcompagnie:

obelixetcompagnie:

obelixetcompagnie:

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn’t even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you’re in the trenches.

HELLO ??????

A lawyer faces sanctions after he used ChatGPT to write a brief riddled with fake citations | Engadget

For one New York lawyer, the nightmare of losing a job to AI could become a reality sooner than expected, but not for the reasons you might

Engadget

lastoneout:

wordfather:

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you’re so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said “Every movie, with very little exception, is someone’s favorite, I like to find out why.” and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

ezorzea:

my cat wants me to use her tiny tummy as a pillow. little does she know if I unleashed the raw weight of my fat ass head on her body she would be flattened to stone

satanasaeternus:

“Red Sky of Mothman” - theGorgonist